"I never cum that way"
Sure, She may say that but....
The truth is that you suck at going down..
The truth is that you suck at going down..
A woman wants a man who knows what he's doing down there.
"The Girlie Taco"
Voted Best Food for Bad Men Everywhere.....
If you're gonna head downtown, you need to know where you're going
and more importantly, what to do once you get there.
See, downtown is no place to have to ask for instructions.
You'll end up frustrated, driving around in circles.... Lost.
And now, that we're in the 2k's and maps are a thing of the past,
I thought I'd the provide a GPS version to guide you
straight to the Vagina Diner.
Voted Best Food for Bad Men Everywhere.....
If you're gonna head downtown, you need to know where you're going
and more importantly, what to do once you get there.
See, downtown is no place to have to ask for instructions.
You'll end up frustrated, driving around in circles.... Lost.
And now, that we're in the 2k's and maps are a thing of the past,
I thought I'd the provide a GPS version to guide you
straight to the Vagina Diner.
Like anything else, the way to get good at it is...
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice!
Practice.
Practice!
How?
Crazy as it sounds.... Eat friuts:
Mango, peach, plum, strawberry.
Slice a tomato in half the eat it without using your teeth.
...... Apples...
Mango, peach, plum, strawberry.
Slice a tomato in half the eat it without using your teeth.
...... Apples...
Practice NOT biting, work on using your lips, tongue and a bit of suction...
Treat it like soft candy... taste it, savor it, take tiny sips and big, wet gulps...
let that shit run down your chin.
(Nobody wants to see you sucking a mango like it's pussy, so do that shit in private, please.)
Things that NEED to happen
Before you go downtown!!
Be Clean!!
After a bath or shower is the best.
After a swim or during a Jacuzzi...
You must make sure the poonanni is clean
before you set lips (or anything else) to it.
(There are some very simple test that you can give with out a woman even knowing. But that's another blog.)
before you set lips (or anything else) to it.
(There are some very simple test that you can give with out a woman even knowing. But that's another blog.)
Wanna take her to new heights?
Try..
Breath Mints
Breath Mints
Use mouth wash!
Bring some Altoids
No lie. The tingling sensation will drive her nucking futs!
NO GUM!
NO GUM!
Important: Never bite. If this needs explaining you should just stick to
jerking off.
jerking off.
Also equally important..... Timing.
Yes. Timing.
Gotta start it off right..
And to do it right,
You need take the time to make it last.
Gotta start it off right..
And to do it right,
You need take the time to make it last.
There’s nothing worse than rushing in.
Fools rush in.
Fools rush in.
U Gotta Be Down 2 Go Down.
You must be into it... You have to WANT it.
You must be into it... You have to WANT it.
Bad!
This is no time to be anxious or scared.
This is sexy time.
It's gonna be a minute, the goal is to make her body tremble.
Her knuckles turn white and her toes to curl...
To make her cum hard and first.
Keep it wet.
There is NOTHING sexy about dry.
There is NOTHING sexy about dry.
Be sure the Va-Jay-Jay is nice and slippy, then give it a few light,
teasing strokes with your fingers, an or tongue
teasing strokes with your fingers, an or tongue
Ladies. Please keep it manicured....
Pubes in the teeth kill the mood for men...
The Grand Entrance
The first lick should be super slow.
The first lick should be super slow.
Explore the area...Use your tongue, nose, lips and even your cheeks.
Nature will provide more lubrication.
Don't be afraid to get wet...
Don't be afraid to taste it...
Rock it.
Being so gentle can only last for so long.
Nature will let you know when to pick up the pace.
When the time comes and the heat is on....
Get her to spread her lips, so the pussy becomes buffet.
Does she like it?
Don’t waste time guessing….
Ask her.
Like a man, "Damn baby. How do you want it?"
This way she knows that you know what you're doing.
She knows she can get it hard or soft or somewhere in between...
A real woman won't hesitate to tell you how she wants.
Some like it soft
They All want to cum.....
All it takes is two fingers and a tongue.
Work the outsides with the tongue.. Kiss and suck the clit...
Slide your pointer and middle fingers in together.
Feel around..
When the palm of your hand is facing up,
your finger tips will feel something like a tiny washboard of slippery ridges.
Make the "come here" motion with your two fingers as you Kiss and suck the outside...
Nuff said. You'll see.
Some Like it RoughAll it takes is two fingers and a tongue.
Work the outsides with the tongue.. Kiss and suck the clit...
Slide your pointer and middle fingers in together.
Feel around..
When the palm of your hand is facing up,
your finger tips will feel something like a tiny washboard of slippery ridges.
Make the "come here" motion with your two fingers as you Kiss and suck the outside...
Nuff said. You'll see.
Secret: To keep the rhythm going, play a song in your head
one that goes with the rythym of the moment.
Metal, R&B, Classical if you skills like that.. But!
Be consistent or you may throw her off, killing the mood
or at least setting you back a few, which is bad for morale.
Important: After her orgasm.... KEEP GOING!!
It ain’t over until she pulls you off.
one that goes with the rythym of the moment.
Metal, R&B, Classical if you skills like that.. But!
Be consistent or you may throw her off, killing the mood
or at least setting you back a few, which is bad for morale.
Important: After her orgasm.... KEEP GOING!!
It ain’t over until she pulls you off.
Next time we'll get into these
Till then...
Stay Hungry....
Sincerely,
The Bad Man
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