Sunday, May 23, 2010

Fighting and why we must do it.

 Fighting
And why we MUST do it.

I’m not saying go start a fight. 

I’m saying every male of our species must have at least two, real and meaningful fights in his lifetime.

One:
The fight when all the rage, courage and raw emotion escape your control. 
When you could… but you don’t actually kill someone.
(This usually means you won.)

And

Two:
The fight when you have no idea what the fuck is happening to you.
More and more stars magically appear before eyes…
When you could… but don’t actually die.
(This usually means you got your bitch ass whooped!)


Yes and yes, at least twice in each for me.


In your lifetime, you will have fights, or what they call fights nowadays, where you scream and curse, and cry and throw shit against a wall or out the window and even walk out…. 
That’s not the type of fight I’m talking about.

You may even find yourself in a fistfight and give or get a bloody nose or even a busted lip…  Again, not the type of fight I’m talking about.

I am referencing the rare and worthy fight 

The fight that gives or takes your inner spirit, chains or frees your soul, clouds or clears your mind and builds or breaks your will.



Here are some examples of the fights I'm talking about and the ages they mostly occur.

Between the ages of:
7 yrs old and 15 yrs old.
Why? You ask?

Your mama
(So many Mama jokes, I don’t know where to start!)

Your sister or brother
One day you will either defend them
or
you will fight them.

Puberty
Yep, it makes you do all kinds of shit and you’ll have no idea why.

Bullies
You’ll get tired of motherfuckers taking your lunch money and shit.

Race
This is about the age that you realize, that in some fucked up way;
you are different from everyone else. 
Normally, the kid you’re fighting
is the one who brings it to your attention.


Between 16 and 24 yrs old.

Girls
It’s nature.
Can’t be helped. It’s in our DNA to survive and reproduce
and like most other species on the planet,
we fight to get and keep our females.


Pride
After you’ve gone through all this bullshit
and finally have created this thing that is so very important to you,
some asshole has to come and fuck you over?
Yes. Some asshole will try.

And good old fashioned Stupidity.
Any dude + Drunk + any other drunk dude = good old fashioned Stupidity



Between 25yrs old and 42 yrs old. 
(A little old to fight, right?  Wrong.)

Your woman
By that I mean: Other men and your woman

Your family
You will protect your family.

Your home
You will defend your home.

Your property
Your going to let someone just take your shit?  I don’t think so.

Last but not least…

Your money
That shit can buy you fun, love, a fly ass crib and the dope ride? 
Goddamn right you’re gonna fight to get and keep it.




Ok, back to the original question and why I’m saying every male of our species must have at least two of these real and meaningful fights in his lifetime.



A Bad Man will learn, accept and live
the lessons taught by these fights.

When you win, you’ll feel these changes in yourself.

Personal power
Overconfidence
Narcissism
Boastful

And when you loose:

Self doubt
Fearful
Helpless
Meek
(I don’t know if there is a more pussy word than meek.)


No one can tell a guy who has never won a fight, how winning a fight will make you feel.  That guy, no matter what his reaction may seem like, won’t know until he does it himself.  


The same goes for loosing. 

The first time you win and loose, brings a false sense of the good and bad. 
The second time you win and loose however, will make shit real clear. 

You are not the shit, yet you are NOT to be fucked with.
You will know exactly what you are capable of.
No bragging. Cowards brag to make other think they're cool.
No doubt. When it's on... It's on.
No fear. Only calculation...
And you won’t know
(if there is a more pussy word than meek.)


The Bottom line.

We (Men) must know and have and control of our power, never being overconfident.  We must know that none of this is about “us” as an individual but “us” as in the families we build, the friends we make and what and how provide for and protect them.

When we do things, there is no doubt that we are doing the right thing.  Fear, is motivation.  Helpless doesn’t occur… EVER.  

And as for meek… there is no more pussy a word.


"Now, I want a good, clean fight.
Touch gloves,
go back to your corners,
wait for the bell.
Good luck fellas!"




PS. It is never okay for a man to hit a woman. 



Sincerely,
The Bad Man

Monday, May 17, 2010

Doing The Work...


The population of this country is 300 million.


160 million are retired. 


That leaves 140 million to do the work. 

There are 85 million in school. 

Which leaves 55 million to do the work. 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government

Leaving 20 million to do the work. 

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied 
with killing Osama Bin-Laden. 

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. 

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. 

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. 

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. 

That leaves just two people to do the work. 

You and me.  And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, 
reading jokes. Nice.  Real nice.


Thanx MiloNoLimit for sharing this equation with me....

Cheers,
The Bad Man

Friday, May 14, 2010

LESSON FOR TODAY

Sometimes, we try too hard 
to get to the greener grass...  


In the process, 
we end up in trouble........



And when you find yourself in trouble 
and you're stuck in a situation that 

you can't get out of, there is one thing 
you should always remember.......


Not everyone who shows up...


Is there to help you. 


Tell me that ain't funny.

Special shout to my friend Michael G.
Thank you for sharing this with me.




Your Friend,
The Bad Man 

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Lawrence Taylor You Stupid Motherfucker

Lawrence Taylor, Pro Football Hall-of-Famer.  
Why are you paying for sex with a 16-year-old prostitute? Unacceptable.

What the fuck is wrong with you?  
Is a 18y old too old?  
Are you missing your High School years? 
Are you really some kind of "eat shit and die" pedophile? 
This is how you’re going go out?  
Is this how your story ends?  

What- a- fucking- waste-!

You took a car service from Newark International airport to a Holiday Inn north of New York City for this?  
How fucking dumb are you?

On top of that, you get the E-No-Class pimp?  (E, stands for Economic, No Class stands for No Fucking Class!)  Moron. 

The girl claims her pimp, Rasheed Davis, set up the date and when she refused to go, the pimp beat her up and forced her to see you.  Pimping a woman whose of age, I can actually understand.  Pimping a minor? No.  That's called child slavery.


This pimp tells you the girl is 19.  Fine.  
Did you ask this motherfucker why he was bringing you a bitch with a black eye?

After "engaging in sex acts", you pay her $300 in cash… Huh?   
Two words… Craig’s - list.  Two more?  Out - call. Think about it.

Fuck you Lawrence Taylor, AKA "Client-1"; prison location and inmate number soon to follow.  So fucking what you were told the girl was 19.  Are you blind?  Dude, you’re 51 fucking years old!! You can’t recognize a goddamn teenager when you see one?  

You are obviously too stupid to count so let me do the math on this for you.

Car service From Newark NJ to Busted Ass Holliday Inn, north of NYC….  
$60
Busted Ass Room at the Busted Ass Holiday Inn… 
$30
Rough Sex with an underage girl... 
$300
Loosing the respect of your friends, family, supporters and sponsors, not to mention your fucking freedom… 

Priceless.
I was going to add loss of manhood to the list but I can’t.  You’re not a man. You’re a punk.  And yes, I would say that to your face. 

This is in no way a death threat.  
This is merely a suggestion:  How about … wait for it… castration?  That means… (Drum roll)… No repeat offenders!!`

In case you haven’t guessed, I have a teenaged daughter.  I also have the right to bear arms…  You and others like you should consider yourselves warned.

How the hell you are out on bail is beyond me… Is there no justice in this shitty ass system?
You confessed to having sex with a minor.  Ever heard " 15 will get you 20".  

Bottom Line time Lawrence.
You were a 10-time Pro Bowler, the Most Valuable Player in 1986, Defensive Player of the Year in 1981, 1982 and 1986 and someone I used to look up to.

Lawrence Taylor, You are an embarrassment to all who ever looked up to you.


Now... you’re a sack of shit. You’re fucking worthless.  And yes, I would tell you that to your face.  May you get ass raped in prison.

Sincerely yours,

The Bad Man









Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Old Bull and The Young Bull and the moral of the story...


The Old Bull and The Young Bull

and the moral of the story...





The Old Bull and The Young Bull




Sitting atop a hill on a beautiful spring day.

Grazing in the valley below is a large herd cows, a bunch of fine heifers.

The Young Bull, looks over the whole valley seeing many, many fine heifers.
  
The Old Bull surveys the valley as well and smiles.


The Young Bull, now too excited to control himself, looks at the Old Bull and says,
“Hey.  Let’s run down this hill and fuck one of those heifers!”

The Old Bull looks back at The Young Bull and says,
“No.  Let’s walk down the hill and fuck them all.”











Now.  Let’s break it down…“Old Bull Style.”





Slow your roll. 
This is not the running of the bulls.





Don’t be a bull in a china shop.
Pull yourself together Young Bull.  Heifers won’t want you if you lack composure.  Want to get the cow?  Don’t have a cow.   Be the bull that can stare down the Matador.  Be the confident, unbreakable bull that strikes fear in the heart of cowboys everywhere.





This is not a cattle call.  
Never rush your approach.  If you spook the cows they’ll just run away from you, not just once, but every time they see you.  It’s very true that you only get one chance to make a first impression.





Skip the bullshit.
Be nice, be funny, be honest.  Let the heifers know they can take the Bull by the horns…. (For a little while.) If you’re good at being you, you’ll be busy with the heifers till the cows come home.




Bully for you!  
Now, walk down the hill and fuck them all.








Good Luck to all you young bulls.

Sincerely, 
The Bad Man