Friday, February 25, 2011

Bad Man Style.... Shoes.

Your shoes say so much about you.....

People can and will just look at your feet and know your story.

 Before I start I will say thank you to my wife,
without whom, I'd have no style at all.

My shoe collection.
I say, "collection", because these aren't shoes that you just go out and buy.  These are shoes that come into your life at a certain point in time and stay.  Shoes that have been collected over the years and will stay with you till you die.

Time and style tested.

The shoe(s) that define you.

... times have changed. 

"Grown Ass Manhood" now starts at 40.

If you are in your 30's you should be on your way to a collection of your own. 
Good for you "Young Man". 

In your 20's you'll likely have some of these in your possession... "Kid".

Younger than 20?  You probably shouldn't be reading my shit.

Your average girl 
will have up to 20 pairs of shoes.... Girl.

Your Average Guy has 6 pairs of shoes.

A Woman will have 20 or more... 

FYI.,  Females will look at the shoes on your feet at know exactly what's up with you... 
or what's not up with you... Can you dig it?

A grown man should have 10 to 14 pairs of shoes.

  These are shoes that you should collect by the time you reach manhood.  

Boot / Shoe combo's

 Here's the combo.

Comfort/Style - Style/Work - Work/Comfort

These are your work shoes they make a statement.  They say that you handle your business at the professional level, at the management level and that you're not afraid of the trenches.

Please Note: These change by geography, weather, occupation and other circumstances. Ie., Cowboy Boots, Timberlands, etc.,.  All still cool and all still necessary to your shoe collection.  For real life, if I rode a horse I'd wear cowboy boots... and have all three styles represented in my Cowboy Boot Collection...

Again at least three sets. 
Here are mine:

The super casual.

Chuck Taylor's

The Active Athletic.
That means you use them.

The Collector

So dope you barely ever wear them.

They belong on a shelf or under glass...
Yours might be Air Jordan's...

Mine are: 
"The Year Of" The Gold leaf Series

The Professional Shoe Wear
It's the next level and beyond for men's shoes....
The shoes that represent a certain maturity or status or self respect and self esteem.

The shoes that say, "Yes, you are dealing with a grown ass man."

Your Standard Black.
 The ones that work with everything...
Jeans, slacks, suits... 
Business meeting, Suit and Tie event, Black Tie... 

The Black Shoe Rule: Never wear white socks with black shoes.

The Fancy Loafers.

Understated yet still manage to say "fuck off".

These are mainly Summer and Spring shoes, so they end up being timeless.

Das Dress Boot.

"The Most Interesting Shoes at the Party"...
These are the ones you wear to that daytime function
The one where you know people can clearly see your shoes...

You sit somewhere casually and cross your legs so that the bottom can be seen...
Then just watch others react.

I suggest dark glasses and weed when rocking: "The Most Interesting..."

Last but not least:


Yes. Tom Brady wore the wrong kind of Uggs for men.

Tom, these are the ones men wear.
the one's you had on are for chiks and Eskimoes.

Style points count at any Age, Profession or Social Status...

How you look does effect how you feel.

Stay sharp.

The next time we bring up style, it'll be button down shirts and how to rock them.
Till then...

The Bad Man.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Good Blowjob pt1 - Just the Tip

If you care about how you’re giving/getting head this is for you…
 I said giving, because I’m old school. 
 To me, men can give women head too…

After all isn’t that what you’re doing?  Using your head?

For the sake of being neutral…
I will use the word “shit” in place of cock or pussy…
I’m sure you’ll figure it out for yourself. 
And let’s face it, some shit, is just good shit.
So let’s begin.
First the situation has to right to start. 
You have to be comfortable. You have to want that shit.


Get close to it... look at that shit…..
Take that shit in your hands run it between your fingers…
Get close to it and really look at that shit..

See the shaft...

See the tip...  The corona… The ridge…


Direct your affections when  you're giving head.

Follow the ridge in a slow, sensual, circular motion
Use your fingers, lips, tongue or titties, cheeks, ass, nose, hair Etc,…. 

Truth is, we won’t mind which you use.

Touch the ball sack… Go ahead… touch it…

Lots of things factor into the condition of the ball sack,
temperature, timing, comfort zone etc.,
But DON’T let any of that stop you!  

Part of the job is to make the sack relax….
Make that shit all warm and fuzzy…

Make a motherfucker squirm for a minute….
Now we’re doing something huh?

That shit feels nice…

The mood is right,

The sack is warm and fuzzy…. 

Good Girl.

Sadly, the shaft doesn’t have many nerves in it. 
That means we don’t get as much pleasure from that as you may think.

Stroking that shit all hard and fast, means a motherfucker will come…
But later, that same motherfucker is out looking for someone else.

Someone who knows how to work that shit…

Stroke it with a firm, slow, smooth glide to start…
hand, teeth tongue combo scores extra points….
(Ps., Everyone loves a winner.)

Nature will dictate the pace, but remain cool. 
Don’t rush… let the tension build…. 
Real talk, most dudes will only last a couple of minutes
when you jump on that shit all fast and hard…

You want a truly sexy experience?

Slow the fuck down.

Be firm but gentle.  

At this point, tickling and or squeezing is NOT good.
Treat the shit as if it is the most luscious shit on the planet and

You.  Just.  Need.  It.

Pay attention to it.  

Taste it.  Savor it. 

Let that shit run all down your chin….

There is nothing that you can do 
that shows love more than worshiping the cock.

And it’s not really even in the mouth yet…



Gettin it in....


The Bad Man.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Trust is a Motherfucker: A Simple Truth


Trust is a Motherfucker.

What is "trust" anyway?

trust [truhst] – noun

Reliance on the integrity, strength, ability, surety, etc., of a person or thing. 
A confident expectation of something; hope.
Nice diagram huh?
Yeah whatever.

Here's Trust.

This is a wild tiger.
Look this beast in the eye ask yourself...

Do I trust the Tiger?

If your answer is yes...
Please stop reading now.

Why? Because you're a dumbass.  I mean a complete fucking moron.
Tiger hungry? You're food.
Tiger wanna play?  You're a fleshy toy.
Tiger want to turn on you? Tiger will.

You can trust that the Tiger does not give a fuck what you trust.
And that is how I feel.

Trust: to believe.
Believe what? 

Believe that everyone you know has lied or will lie to you.
This is a fact.

Bad Man Rule: TRUST

Trust no one but yourself to do the right thing and then, DO the right thing.

I've not said the above to be negative... I said it because it's true. 

The bottom line is simple:
Trust yourself and no one else, to do the right thing.

Good Luck,
The Bad Man.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

My Tweeple Part 1 - Music

One of the reasons I like Twittter is because it lets you reach out into the future.  You can actually, instantly, connect with people world wide who you'd have never met otherwise.... ever.  You get to see how we are all different and the same...

Truly,  I have no idea which, of however many things, makes one person connect to another.  But, I do know that there are some things that connect us all.

One of which is music.

Last night I asked Some of my Tweeps to send me just three of their favorite songs....
Here's what I got back...

@deezeegirl Florida
1. everyday is exactly the same NiN
2. head like a hole NiN
3. discipline by yup NiN :)

@showmemetal ARKANSAS
1. Pantera-Cowboys From Hell
2. Type O Neg-Black No.1
3. Metallica-Fade to Black.

1. 3 days. Jane's Addiction
2. Handshake Drugs. Wilco
3. Summertime Rolls. Jane's Addiction

California Love (Pac&Dre)
Northern Lights (Nick Drake)
Liquid Swords (GZA)
Pictures of You (The Cure)
Here Comes Your Man (Pixies)
Bring The Pain (Method Man)
Man In The Mirror (MJ)

@Nikki92HB Los Angeles
Nicki Minaj-Moment For Life
Kanye West-All Of The Lights
LMFAO-Party Rock Anthem

@misswhitemoth WeHo, CA+London, UK
So fresh-Outkast
Signs-SnoopyDogg ft.JT
(well, 3 are not enough! however, my list is called 'paint it black')

@IggyCurtis Los Angeles
Joy Division: Disorder
Stooges: Gimme Danger
Thin White Rope: Some Velvet Morning
(yeah, it's a cover, but a perfect one)
@badgirljules USA
Three Days - Jane's Addiction
Blue Monday – Orgy
I will Always Love You - Dolly Parton (just kidding on the 3rd one) =)

ummm...hold on
@heremydear A
Anything by:

Chickie X
@ChickieX Hell, OK
The Chain- Fleetwood Mac
Love & Happiness- Al Green
All Of Me (Reprise) - Joe Budden.
*Subject 2 change 10min from now..

@chadfu Beverly/Fairfax, Los Angeles
The Raconteurs - Steady As She Goes
The Dead Weather - Blue Blood Blues
UNKLE - Burn My Shadow.

Dionne Harmon
@deejayladydee los angeles
1) blind (frankie knuckles remix) - hercules & love affair
2) spottieottiedopaliscious – outkast
3) six days - dj shadow

@DJLoli LoliLand, Manhattan, NY
loli lux - wannabe 2011

Riff Rocket
@RiffRocket I'm bad, I'm nationwide...
Disclaimers: List is in no particular order, these are just songs that popped into my head 1st, & my faves change constantly.

Hallowed Be Thy Name/Iron Maiden;
Fearless/Pink Floyd;
Heartbreaker/Pat Benatar;
In Chains/Depeche Mode
Me and Bobby McGee/Janis Joplin;
I Want You (She's So Heavy)/The Beatles;
Bang a Gong (Get It On)/T. Rex
Slaves and Bulldozers/Soundgarden;
Straight Through the Heart/Dio;
Hero's Return/Hammerfall;
Flugufrelsarinn/Sigur Rós

Uhm, are we including classical?
Imma throw a few out there... 

The Balcony Scene (from Romeo and Juliet)/Prokofiev
Voi Che Sapete (from Le Nozze Di Figaro)/Mozart;
Song to the Moon (from Rusalka)/Dvořák; Glassworks: Opening/Philip Glass

Hallelujah/Jeff Buckley;
I Believe in a Thing Called Love/The Darkness;
Vehicle/The Ides of March
When the Levee Breaks/Led Zeppelin;
Somebody to Love/Jefferson Airplane;
Don't Forget Me/Red Hot Chili Peppers
Emerald/Thin Lizzy;
Paranoid/Black Sabbath;
Blood Red Skies/Judas Priest;
High Speed GTO/White Wizzard

Kristin McElroy
@onerockgypsy in my bunk...
As of today: Frank Turner - Worse Things Happen At Sea,
Off With Their Heads - Fuck This,
I'm Out & Murder By Death – Brother
And this lil new band called
The Dead Relatives, song My Funeral, its on Soundcloud ;) 

@_LA_goon los angeles ca
 lynyrd skynyrd – freebird
paul mccartney and wings - maybe i'm amazed
journey - faithfully

Another reason I like Twitter: 
All the above Tweeple are real. And Cool. And me a better Human Being.

Thank you all for sharing your music with me. It's awesome that no one could truly just do three...

Cheers and One Love,
The Bad Man