Mommy’s New Gun

Mommy’s New Gun

Happy Birthday Baby!!  This guns for you!!

The Second Amendment

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,

the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."

In short this means,

“We The People”, have a right to keep and bear arms.””

This also means,

The next person to break into my house, in the middle of the night, has the right to get his ass shot…

In short, that means

There will be only one side of the story… Do you feel me?

PS., Anyone who wants to prevent you from your right to keep and bear arms, by definition, is an enemy of the Constitution.

Normally, I would never share this type of info.

I don’t want everyone running around getting guns.  Just me, my wife and maybe my two oldest kids.

 It is better to have it and not need it,

Than to need it and not have it.

But right now, my reasoning goes like this

If someone breaks into your house, are they coming to chat?

For a pillow fight maybe?

 

No.

These are bad people.

People who may be desperate, deranged or phycotic motherfuckers…  

These are people who have simply snapped.  

Rapist, molestors, murderers.

Or

My personal favorite;

The-stupid-fucker-who-thinks-it’s-better-to-take-yours-than-to-work-for-his-own.

Mommies, Aunties, Sisters, Daugthers and Sons…

Firearms are considered Evil.

They are not.

Firearms are dangerous.

They are fucking supposed to be.

Firearms can accidently kill the owner.

So can a lawnmower, if you don’t what the hell you’re doing.

There are Rules.

There are always rules….

Please know these are my rules… not those of your local law inforcement agency. 

Ps., Thanks LAPD for letting me know this guy will be back on the streets in six months.

Got yourself a gun:
(In your home)

Rule #1
Know your gun.

Not knowing can get you killed.  It’s not rocket science, but it does take a little bit of practice and understanding.

Rule #2  
Practice shooting at the gun range.

Become a member.

This also gives you an excuse to have a firearm in you car….

Rule #3 
Keep your gun in a locked box.

This is Bullshit.

Keep your shit loaded, partially engaged and somewhere easy to get to.

Some unpresumptuous place in plain sight that only you know about.

Rule #4  
Never talk about where the gun is
with your friends.

You’d be surprised how often someone you know is out to fuck you up.

One way or another.

Rule #5 
Never take it out,
Unless you’re gonna use it.

That means:

NEVER TAKE IT OUT UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO USE IT!

Rule #6 
If someone forcibly enters your home:

Kill them… And then say, “ Freeze.”

It’s you or them.

Your choice.

Rule #7 Make sure they are not moving.

Call 911 and wait.

Ladies, I recommend this:

GLOCK 27

Small, light, accurate and powerful: 
The GLOCK 27 is the backup weapon for all situations. Because of its comfortable dimensions 
and the known advantages of the GLOCK pistol family 
it is very popular by police on patrol duty, which is why 
many law enforcement agencies issue this subcompact pistol.  

Glock jargon aside, it’s the perfect size for your cute hands and manicured fingers…

Can we talk about “aim” for a bit?

I think is important to hit your target.  You must practice!!  Join a gun club and learn the aim!!

It’s THAT simple.

In the event you run into this guy…  Just know he more than likely can’t hit you aiming like that

The side grip is a technique for shooting a handgun in which the weapon is rotated about ninety degrees and held horizontally instead of vertically (as is normally done). Shooting a gun in this way has no practical benefit under most circumstances and makes proper aiming very difficult, but the style has become somewhat popular in rap culture and among street criminals (who do not often use the gun sight) due to its portrayal in U.S. film and television since the 1990s.

Here are some places to aim... 

 A person will die if shot in the head, heart, lungs, or intestines.

Normally, it takes:

Hours to die if shot in the intestines,

Minutes if shot in the lungs,

Seconds if shot in the heart,

Instantly, if shot in the head.

If the Man is a rapist, please shoot that fucker in the head, heart, intestines & cock.

Myth: Guns are not a good deterrent to crime



Fact: Guns prevent an estimated 2.5 million crimes a year, or 6,849 every day.65 Often the gun
is never fired and no blood (including the criminal’s) is shed.

Fact: It seems to be slowing down property crime (especially burglaries). The legal handgun
supply in America (mainly in civilian hands) to the property crime rate.

Fact: Every day, 550 rapes, 1,100 murders, and 5,200 other violent crimes are prevented just by showing a gun. In less than 0.9% of these instances is the gun ever actually fired.

Fact: 60% of convicted felons admitted that they avoided committing crimes when they knew the victim was armed. 40% of convicted felons admitted that they avoided committing crimes when they thought the victim might be armed. A survey of felons revealed the following:  74% of felons agreed that "one reason burglars avoid houses when people are at home is
that they fear being shot during the crime."


Fact: Felons report that they avoid entering houses where people are at home because they fear being shot. 57% of felons polled agreed, "criminals are more worried about meeting an armed victim 
than they are about running into the police."

Fact: Washington D.C. has essentially banned gun ownership since 1976 and has a murder rate of 56.9 per 100,000. Across the river in Arlington, Virginia, gun ownership is less restricted. There, the murder rate is just 1.6 per 100,000, less than three percent of the Washington, D.C. rate.

Fact: 26% of all retail businesses report keeping a gun on the premises for crime control.

Fact: In 1982, Kennesaw, GA passed a law requiring heads of households to keep at least one firearm in the house. The residential burglary rate dropped 89% the following year.

Myth: Private ownership of guns is not effective in preventing crime.

Fact: Every year, people in the United States use a gun to defend themselves against criminals 
an estimated 2,500,000 times – more than 6,500 people a day, or once every 13 seconds.

Of 
these instances, 15.6% of the people using a firearm defensively stated that they "almost
certainly" saved their lives by doing so. Firearms are used 60 times more often to protect lives than to take lives.

In 83.5% (2,087,500) of these successful gun defenses, the attacker either threatened or
used force first, proving that guns are very well suited for self-defense.

Of the 2,500,000 times citizens use guns to defend themselves, 92% merely brandish their
 gun or fire a warning shot to scare off their attackers.

Less than 8% of the time does a citizen wound his or her attacker, and in less than one in a
thousand instances is the attacker killed.

For every accidental death, suicide, or homicide with a firearm, 10 lives are saved through
defensive use.

When using guns in self-defense 83% of robbery victims were not injured.
 88% of assault victims were not hurt.
• 76% of all self-defense use of guns never involve firing a single shot.

After the implementation of Canada's 1977 gun controls prohibiting handgun possession
for protection, the “breaking and entering” crime rate rose 25%, surpassing the American rate.

Myth: You are more likely to be injured or killed using a gun for self-defense


You are far more likely to survive a violent assault if you defend yourself with a gun.

In episodes where a robbery victim was injured, the injury/defense rates were: 119

 Resisting with a gun 6% 
Did nothing at all 25% 
Resisted with a knife 40%
Non-violent resistance 45%

According to the U.S. Department of Justice, 27 percent of American women keep a gun in the house and 37.6 million females either own or have rapid access to guns.

The world is crazy and getting crazier. Protect yourself and the ones you love.

That’s just real talk.

Good Luck,

The Bad Man