Saturday, July 30, 2011

Cowboys and Aliens - @AskTheBadMan Approved!

Official Movie Review

Cowboys and Aliens
A Must See for Men

I highly recommend this film for:

Guys of every Race, Religion and Social Class
Father's and Son's


Women who know they need to take one for the team
by skipping the romantic comedy
and seeing an action packed flick with their man.

Cowboys and Aliens is directed to perfection by Jon Favreau.
Beautifully shot by Matthew Libatique and
the editing is riveting courtesy of Dan Lebental, my A.C.E.

I promise, you will sit wide eyed and be captivated
from the opening scene till the final credits roll.

Cowboys and Aliens
in review:


Imagine that you wake up with this metal thing clamped to your arm,
no memory of who the hell you are...
For whatever reason, everyone has a problem with you...


Then... bright lights come from the sky.
Lasers and pulsating cannons streak by, blasting everything!

The poor town folks are clearly fighting a loosing battle, 
retaliating with only six shooters and shotguns..

Just when it looks like all hope is gone,
that metal thing clamped to your arm activates...

In the aftermath, everyone realizes that the aliens
are snatching up people... killing them... they must be stopped.

You struggle to remember who you are,
only to find out that you have a price on your head.

A mysterious hot chick knows you hold the secret to destroying the aliens
...If only you could remember. 
If only you knew...  She has a secret too.

When the unlikely duo of wealthy ex-soldier and fugitive connect,  
there's only one thing left to do... Get our people back!

Everybody grab a gun!! 
It's time to fight back!

Cowboys and Aliens
Is the triumph of the Human Will against insurmountable odds.
It's Earth against the Universe.
It's people, not giving up on people.

The moral of the story?

Man the fuck up. 

Men need to raise their sons to be men.

Human Beings have to toss aside our bullshit differences.

There are already Aliens living among us.


When the shit hits the fan, we will fight back.

Cowboys and Aliens

Daniel Craig

 Favorite quote from the movie:
"I'm just here for the drink."

Harrison Ford

 Favorite quote from the movie:
"Take it... Be a man."

Olivia Wilde

 Favorite quote from the movie:
"Some things are just as important to them up there,
as they are to us down here on earth."

Cowboys and Aliens
It's a Summertime Blockbuster Movie
@AskTheBadMan Approved!

I loved it.
Go See it!! 

The BadMan

Gratuitous Olivia Wilde Shot:
Thank you for the feature length hard-on... #JustSayin

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