Ass Man
A Man obsessed with the female (or male if one is gay) buttocks.
ant: Breast Man
Admit it.
You love ass.
I admit it...
My name is The Bad Man
And I Am An "ASS" Man.
I love the shape, the feel, the warmth, the size...
I love the sound it makes when I smack it...
I just love the ass.
But I'm a freak...
So I love it this way too...
Anal Sex
That's right, I said it!
By William Saletan
Interjected upon by @AskTheBadMan
Here's the big story.
In 1992, 16 percent of women aged 18-24 said they'd tried anal sex.
Now 20 percent of women aged 18-19 say they've done it.
By ages 20-24, the number is 40 percent.
In 1992, the percentage of women in any age group who admitted to anal sex was 33%.
In 2002, it was 35%.
Now it's 46%.
That's almost half of the women out there…
The last time I looked at the anal sex data, I figured that most women
who reported having done it meant they'd tried it just once…
I was wrong.
So, you mean a woman lied about getting it in the ass?
If you push these women beyond the "have you ever" question, the numbers
stay surprisingly high, and they're getting higher.
In 1992, the percentage of women in their 20s and 30s
who said they'd had anal sex in the past year was around 10 percent.
Now that number has doubled to more than 20 percent,
and one-third of these women say they've done it in the last month.
Among all women surveyed, the number who reported anal sex in their
most recent sexual encounter was 3 percent to 4 percent.
That's a lot of butt sex.
And remember, this is what women are reporting.
If anything, they're probably understating the truth.
And remember, this is what women are reporting.
If anything, they're probably understating the truth.
Also consider that women who have advanced to having anal sex
are more likely to have greater knowledge of sexual things like STD’s and pregnancy,
making it more likely that these sweet lil' dirty girls will avoid those issues.
So what's with all the buggery? Is it brutality? Coercion?
A porn-inspired fantasy at women's expense?
Apparently not.
Check out the orgasm data.
Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter,
the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65%.
Among those who received oral sex, it was 81%.
But among those who had anal sex, it was 94%.
Anal sex outscored cunnilingus.
No way, you say.
What could explain this?
Taboo thrill?
Clitoral migration?
Some new kind of vegetable oil?
Stick to KY and or vasaline… just say’n.
Here's my guess.
Only 6 percent of women who had anal sex in their last encounter did so in isolation.
Eighty-six percent also had vaginal sex.
Seventy-two percent also received oral sex.
Thirty-one percent also had partnered masturbation.
The more sex acts a woman engaged in during the encounter,
the more likely she was to report orgasm.
These other activities are what gave the women their orgasms.
The anal sex just came along for the ride.
So why did the inclusion of anal sex bump the orgasm figure up to 94 percent?
It didn't.
The causality runs the other way.
Women who were getting what they wanted
were more likely to indulge their partners' wishes.
It wasn't the anal sex that caused the orgasms.
It was the orgasms that caused the anal sex.
If anal sex is a trailing indicator of women's sexual satisfaction,
then by all means, let's toast the new findings.
Here's to you, ladies. Bottoms up.
Personally, I find that women who enjoy a little “Ass Play”
are more relaxed about most things in life.
Maybe it’s a lack of anal retention….
Thank you Mr. Saletan for your insight.
And before I forget,
Women love ass too!
Now then...
The average ass looks like this.
This is NOT a good look!!
That's why I'm Showing this.....
The Ass Bra
Sure to Resolve Lingering Body Issues...
Thanks to:
For all the picts I stole...
Now go beat it up..
Good Luck,
The BadMan
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